Dang ants, why do they love fighting. At least with the battles it seems their scientific advances have stopped. They started fighting near my house a lot, why did I have to put it on militaristicly strategic ground? And near prime real-estate too, the majority of the ant clan live near me. I have every faction near me and everything, antforce, marants and blue ants all in my yard and or house. The one day my cook had to rebake the bread because a plain crash landed into it. He wasn't happy and neither was I, I wanted that bread. Tonight I'll have to remember to check under the bed, and not for monsters. Last night I didn't sleep very well because there was a tank on guard duty under my bed. It squeaked all night long and when I almost fell asleep it saw a squad of enemy ants an opened fire.
Can they really get any more annoying? At least they haven't pulled out the artillery yet I suppose, I don't want to start paying roof bills again. I almost wish someone would get hurt so I could tell the ants to stop since they broke the treaty. They're too careful though. I paid a drunk to walk down an alley I knew they were fighting in that night and they ceased fire only long enough to let him through then started up the racket again.
Any ideas?
