The first one I've told

I like cape, he's quite a character. Today we had a fun filled conversation about magic, I showed him a few tricks from my time and he showed me a trick or two from medival ages. I even told him a little about how I got here because he is crazy enough to believe it (he's just a little loopy and he certainly doesn't act like people around here). I don't think he'll tell anyone but if he does once again the crazy factor comes into play, they probably won't believe him. 
Oh and another thing, last night I saw a flash of light on the topic the hill and then shortly after another flash. I'm not sure what it was, maybe a faulty firework set off by some villager? 
Anyway, cape is cool and I needed someone to talk to so I did... hope I won't regret it.

Caper is cryptic

Hehe, big words are fun, I like confusing people with them. What was I talking about yesterday... hold on Dave im going to go look at what i just wrote yesterday.
Ah, Caper, well no info from the market, he must be out of town. You wouldn't believe the stuff my chef can come up with, he has some very informed contacts. My guess is one of his girlfriends is the town busybody -the womanizer.
Maybe I should see if any of my friends from the alliance know. Caper might be from a city near them and they've heard of him. Untill then I should watch him closely, number one to enjoy his entertainment. Number two because I don't have any information on him...

The capers of Caper

He goes by Caper. Our jester that is. No one knows his real name, it's a mystery. The reason for his peculiar nickname though is his numerous tricks he does with his out-of-character cape. I also know he's just as mischievous as me yet he knows when to stop, he plays pranks but not cruel ones. He is my idea of a perfect jester, he can size up his crowd and know how to make them laugh. Best of all he knows all the medival age anecdotes, to me they are tiresome but to everyone else they are a riot. They are my favorite because it creates such a lively atmosphere but isn't distracting -since they bore me. I really wish I could find out his name though. Maybe if I dig up information in the market place I can get somewhere. And unfortunately that will have to wait till tomorrow at least because if I started asking directly people would get suspicious and possibly clam up. I'll have to assign it to one of my staff next time they go to grab some ingredients...

Ok ok, I'm bad at secrets

Ok ok, I changed my mind. I'm bad at keeping secrets. He suggested that we hire a jester to liven up the atmosphere. And I agree because I'm tired of being the only one telling jokes. Really funny jokes that they don't even get because it flies right over there head like a mortar. I crash and burn just like one too.
The idea of a jester is also bad though because it will decrease productivity... Oh wait. Who am I fooling. I'm the only one doing anything kingdom related anyway so as long as I stay on track we can't lose any productivity. And since watching people laugh instead of yawn is much more cheerfull I'll definitely put it on my to-do-list. I'll write it in right behind annoying pastry chef... Long story.

I have a secret! And I'm not telling!

One of my advisors actually made a good suggestion today. But that wasn't the amazing part, the amazing part was that he didn't make an intelligent comment by accident! It was actually purposeful! I don't think I have ever gotten a comment that was purposefully intelligent before, I like it. And guess what, I'm not going to tell you what it was. Ha! I'm such a tease, too bad all my servants and guards are too dim to appreciate my wit. They just think I'm crazy.

Gold koi fish

To cheer me up a thoughtful peasant who heard my grandpa died sent me some koi for my pond outside. They make lovely distractions when I'm up in my tree perch. Although a good bit bigger than goldfish that's what I thought they were untill Jarvis told me otherwise. It's nice needing Jarvis for things besides my selfish human nature. I can actually use his help sorting and filing papers organizing meetings and other tasks while I do the stuff only I can do (unfortunately). Such as making decisions, signing documents ,and talking to stupid advisors, that I wouldn't even trust as a visor let alone an advisor due to the fact they think they are so holy. I love how the ants are so peacefull, it really helps me keep track of my kingdom. I don't have to be keeping track of them all the time because I know right where they are. In the appointed drop off areas. Remember, those ones at the bakeries.
All in all I would agree that it's going along okay.