Well this sure is getting interesting, more mini thefts were perpetrated last night. This time wood of all things were stolen though. Last time they made rifles and machine guns and the time before that they made tanks. What could they be doing with wooden planks?
On the subject of castle life it's not too different except now they are trying to find me a girl. They had dating services back in the medival ages? When Jarvis asked, "what are your thoughts on this?" I made the most digested face I could and said "pass". You should have seen the look on Jarvis's face, he almost jumped when I made my disgusted face.
I wasn't very happy but if my advisors saw that they would think it was because I was lonely so I had to be careful and artfully dodge all questions about the subject.
Whenever they wanted to ask me a question and kept asking so I couldn't ignore them, that is when I utilize my treehouse. Unfortunately I have to be careful because now I share my hideout with an ant tribe. Last time I hid up there I was almost seen by the machine gun ant (the maple tree tribe only has one) and I'm not sure I want to know what would have happened if he had seen me, I'm surprised I saw him really.
Over the past couple days I found that watching highly advanced ants is much more fun than listening to castle advisors so I always try to hold meetings in my house. That way I can watch the ants and sometimes I even get to enjoy the yelps of an advisor that didn't watch where he put his feet.
I wonder how much those little rifles (im curious about the machine gun too) can go through...
