Ok ok, I'm bad at secrets

Ok ok, I changed my mind. I'm bad at keeping secrets. He suggested that we hire a jester to liven up the atmosphere. And I agree because I'm tired of being the only one telling jokes. Really funny jokes that they don't even get because it flies right over there head like a mortar. I crash and burn just like one too.
The idea of a jester is also bad though because it will decrease productivity... Oh wait. Who am I fooling. I'm the only one doing anything kingdom related anyway so as long as I stay on track we can't lose any productivity. And since watching people laugh instead of yawn is much more cheerfull I'll definitely put it on my to-do-list. I'll write it in right behind annoying pastry chef... Long story.

I have a secret! And I'm not telling!

One of my advisors actually made a good suggestion today. But that wasn't the amazing part, the amazing part was that he didn't make an intelligent comment by accident! It was actually purposeful! I don't think I have ever gotten a comment that was purposefully intelligent before, I like it. And guess what, I'm not going to tell you what it was. Ha! I'm such a tease, too bad all my servants and guards are too dim to appreciate my wit. They just think I'm crazy.

Gold koi fish

To cheer me up a thoughtful peasant who heard my grandpa died sent me some koi for my pond outside. They make lovely distractions when I'm up in my tree perch. Although a good bit bigger than goldfish that's what I thought they were untill Jarvis told me otherwise. It's nice needing Jarvis for things besides my selfish human nature. I can actually use his help sorting and filing papers organizing meetings and other tasks while I do the stuff only I can do (unfortunately). Such as making decisions, signing documents ,and talking to stupid advisors, that I wouldn't even trust as a visor let alone an advisor due to the fact they think they are so holy. I love how the ants are so peacefull, it really helps me keep track of my kingdom. I don't have to be keeping track of them all the time because I know right where they are. In the appointed drop off areas. Remember, those ones at the bakeries.
All in all I would agree that it's going along okay.

Time cut short

Unfortunately my grandpa died and my siblings had to return home before we could spend too much time together. Even though they left right away I hope they get back in time. It takes a while for the message to travel all the way here and then them to get all the way there. It's sad but I don't feel any connection to him. Which part is sadder, me not feeling any connection or my grandpa dying I don't know but his death has triggered strange things. I somehow have memories of him doing various things with me. Its the first memory from this timeline and not the future one. It's kind of like dejavu except that the last time you saw it is still 300 years in the future.
I guess since I don't have any excuse for my break now I'll have to come back. It was fun being just a kid in a palace but now I have to be king of the castle. I hope that I can keep my kingdom afloat through all these wars and trails. And I also hope I can keep it floating metaphorically because literally would really stink.

Castle clearer

I almost got visited by an old time type of traveling dentist. I heard what they were like and so I made the castle look like no one was there. You know like as if I had left to negotiate with another king. No one could go outside, I ordered the hedges not be trimmed for a few days, all the horses were at pasture (as if we didn't expect to be able to feed them) and I even told them to not get too close to windows. It wasn't all bad though because since we didn't want any evidence we had a forced early bedtime. Do you have any idea how much light a candle makes in a place with no electricity? No street lights no nothing (even in the village most were too poor to buy candles). Well since you do I guess I dont have to explain it. And to tell the truth I would feel silly explaining candle light to a book...
I can write today only because the teeth terrorist is gone. Hooray for the word "traveling" in front of dentist.

Fair, awsome... Ruined

Wow, yesterday was so cool today doesn't really matter. Ok that's a lie but I'm just going to talk about yesterday.
Yesterday I got to spend some good time with Adam and he's actually really cool. We have a lot in common and he really seems like he's sincere... Don't you hate it when you can tell someone not sincere?
Anyway, we hung out for a while at the fair, ate some popcorn, watched the firebreathers. You know the usual carnival stuff. Well I guess it's not according to my dream but it's been so long since I've thought about that that I usually don't. Kinda sad because if that's not a dream I'm forgetting my real life.
Ug, I just made yesterday so much better by making today worse. Why do I always have to wreck my train of thought with negative and or unnecessary things? Things that will ruin the whole rest of my day worrying about them?
Do you ever worry about dumb stuff Dave? Or stuff I write in you? Or why I talk to you?
Because I do all three.