Ok ok, I changed my mind. I'm bad at keeping secrets. He suggested that we hire a jester to liven up the atmosphere. And I agree because I'm tired of being the only one telling jokes. Really funny jokes that they don't even get because it flies right over there head like a mortar. I crash and burn just like one too.
The idea of a jester is also bad though because it will decrease productivity... Oh wait. Who am I fooling. I'm the only one doing anything kingdom related anyway so as long as I stay on track we can't lose any productivity. And since watching people laugh instead of yawn is much more cheerfull I'll definitely put it on my to-do-list. I'll write it in right behind annoying pastry chef... Long story.
