Oh my gosh, my new clan has a wierd thing they force the new guys to do.
Host a party at their castle!
I thought I'd never get those bum zerks outa my house. My wine cellar is empty my pantry looks worse than when ants come through and my yard is a disaster.
I found a solution for a few things though, the squires and their pikes make great garbage boys, the pikes make it so they don't even have to bend over to pick up garbage.
And since we dont have vacuums I made a deal with the ants, of they can carry it they can have it(as long as it's on the floor). They started clearing off my floors in a jiffy.
Also I never would have guessed but black knights make splendid bouncers. Those saders never knew what by them man, one minute they were starting a brawl and the next they were flying through the air.
Another downside is I kept having to explain I didn't drink. Apparently there's no rules about minors, if the parents allow it they can drink it... Which is kinda disturbing, I think I'll be the one who invents the minor laws.
Anyway, they were a pain and they are finally gone... So I think I'll take a nap while the squires finish up.
